Category Archives: Politics

All the giant flaming douches that inhabit the world of politickin’

Justice Really IS What A Judge Had For Breakfast

And my judge must have had a steaming pile of crap for breakfast. But I digress, recent studies have delved into the idea of whether a judge’s decision really is determined more by what he at last, or more accurately … Continue reading

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4-20: Pot Party Forgotten Memory Days

Woooh happy 4-20! April 20th folks! Wake and bake! Or whatever. Potheads are lame. And we don’t condone them unless we know them, and they share. But most of them don’t, so our logic fits. I could use this space … Continue reading

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All Hail The New God: Napster

In the United States if you do something as a part of your religious sacrament, you cannot, by law, be forced to stop doing that, even if that action is illegal. On every level, even the federal level, this is … Continue reading

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Budget Deal Cuts $352 Million, Not $38 Billion

Finally, finally, finally! We have a government in place to hold tight fiscal policies and bring an end to the spend happy days of yore where government employees were given free reign to make it rain in strip clubs across … Continue reading

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Lionfish: It’s What’s For Dinner

I didn’t know that being a good environmentalist sometimes meant eating tasty threats to the environment of other native species. In fact, I may have to rethink the whole sham after all. Take for example, the lionfish. Not an appetizing … Continue reading

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Dead Dolphins Not A Topic For Dinner

Mississippi and Georgia shorelines are being covered in something new. No, not water. No, not still oil. The truth is far more unsettling, dead dolphins, many of whom are still born infants, have been washing up on shore in record … Continue reading

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Professor Fired For Adding Strippers To Curriculum

La Salle University moved swiftly to suspend a professor when it was discovered he had actually made it interesting to go to class. In what is considered a most egregious error in the modern school system, a professor thought outside … Continue reading

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Facebook Disproves of Vaginas

A French father of three is claiming censorship today when he went to log onto his Facebook account and found that it had been suspended without notice. Claiming consistent contact with  over 800 friends and  relatives, the man now claims … Continue reading

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The Case of the Magically Disappearing/Reappearing Votes

When 14,000 votes go unrecorded in a state election, you might think someone would take notice. When those 14,000 votes reappear and swing the state of an election to an entirely different judge, you might think some questions would be … Continue reading

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Indonesian Porn News: Douchebag Arrested For Being Hypocrite

Mr. Arifinto of the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party is a man of principle. A man of integrity. And a man of strong moral values. He is a man elected to one of his nations highest offices based on a platform … Continue reading

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