Mayor of Pittsburgh to Change Name, Become Supervillain

Steel Thunder proves to doubters that he can indeed fly.

Steel Thunder proves to doubters that he can indeed fly.

Earlier today with a completely straight face, the Mayor of Pennsylvania’s best shithole, Pittsburgh, decided to change his last name from Ravenstahl to Steelerstahl in preparation for this Sunday’s AFC Championship game in which the Pittsburgh Steelers will face the Baltimore Ravens.

As was pointed out on more than one other website, ESPN, CNN, and anywhere else you can think of, “stahl” is the German word for “steel” and thus, we here at MHNN have come to the only obvious conclusion that can be drawn from said evidence.

Mayor Steelerstahl is henceforth going to be spending his nights brooding in the seedy Pittsburgh underworld under his assumed psuedonym, Steel Thunder, taking naked pictures of Santonio Holmes, and burying the bodies of his assumed victims in the backyard of Ray Lewis, when he’s not building his evil backstabbing corporate empire of course.

Film at 11.

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