Looks like the Bush/Cheney “Fuck you
I’m still in office tour” is finally reaching their final gig, but
in the meantime it looks as if still-President Bush had to send one
final shove-it-up-your-ass to Latin America by awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to fun loving ultra-conservative terrorist ass kicking, fuck negotiations, death squad hiring, and all around swell guy Alvaro Uribe.
As if the dildo could actually be
shoved any further into the ass of the poor brown people down under.
In other news, white affluent America
continues to get high off of a new powdery white substance grown in
the magical jungles of Columbia. This has nothing to do with Uribe of
course, unless you count the “alleged” connections with drug-pimp
Pablo Escobar, you can ask the witnesses about it.
Oh wait, never mind. The death squads.
Damn, that’s a lot of freedom pushing.