Roland Burris is Deeply Appreciative of Roland Burris

Roland Burris, just as good, if not better than Roland Burris

Roland Burris, just as good, if not better than Roland Burris

Roland Burris has something to say, and that’s that Roland Burris thinks Roland Burris totally kicks ass. Seriously. Roland Burris told Roland Burris Roland Burris’s self.

Roland Burris went so far as to let Roland Burris know that he would totally consider banging Roland Burris, but only if Roland Burris actually wanted to.

‘Cause Roland Burris doesn’t do that kind of thing. Roland Burris is above that kind of thing.

That’s how Roland Burris got Roland Burris that other black guy’s old seat in the Senate. By being the best Roland Burris that Roland Burris can be.

Thank you Roland Burris.

With much love, and sincere adoration you sexy specimen of a man

Roland Burris

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