So we’re late. Thought I had a few articles set to post but, nope.
Oh well, so let’s kick it off with an ode to everyone’s favorite intoxicant, beer. ‘Ray beer!
Turns out it’s the fiftieth anniversary of our favorite friend’s shiny aluminum packaging, and because of this, I see no better reason to head out early today and start celebrating.
I suggest you all do the same, but be sure to slowly extend your middle finger a careful four inches away from his face. Be exact, “close enough” doesn’t count here.
Youu know, for emphasis.
Anyways, God bless the Rocky Mountain News for reporting on what truly matters to honest Americans. True patriots, all of them.
Except that asshole Paige.
Have a good weekend folks.