For some reason, Chile doesn’t like boobs. Yep, breasticles take center stage again. Fuck you, stop judging me.
Some fat Mexican guy
invested dumped a lot of money into the New York Times. Good luck getting that money back. Fun fact, it’s apparently still not enough to keep the Times afloat.
I thought a deal was supposed to be a deal? (Many more.) What’s “liquidation” mean again? And more importantly, who’s going to service that HD I just picked up that fell “off the back of a truck” with a fake receipt?
Although here’s is someone we’re starting to wish wasn’t.
In totally awesome news, some British guy beat his 98 MPH speeding ticket by proving that Honda Civics do, in fact, suck the donkey dong.
Oh yeah, and some black dude did something big or something. Still the only thing anyone’s talking about is basketball. Though this certainly doesn’t sound like that “hopey, peacey, changey” goodness he’s come to be known for.
I leave you with an image of Gizmodo’s ultimate gaming machine: