Porn With Clothes On

She looks familiar.... Very familiar....

Witness the hot new Indonesian style of filmmaking. Japanese actor starlet people’s!

They seem to be guaranteeing a return on certain small budget films that are made and marketed for certain small markets.

So it’s kind of like if Angelina Jolie decides to make an independent film and guarantee a small audience will actually watch whatever confusing muddled storyline is slapped on screen.

Except, this is Sora Aoi. Famous in her native Japan for making certain movies in which she never appeared with clothes on in them.

That’s why she looks so familiar gents, she’s in your spank bank already. Except this time, Sora gets to keep her clothes on, and thus, some sense of self respect.

So in retrospect, it’s EXACTLY like if Angelina Jolie were to make an independent film.

Thing is, poor Sora needed to be smuggled into the country, as apparently naked people are frowned upon by the militant douchebags that run Indonesia. Which brings us to my point. Why didn’t we invade Indonesia to free the boobies?

In 2008, Parliament passed a law including jail sentences of up to 12 years for producing or distributing pornography, which is defined broadly as anything — a drawing, a movie or a body movement — deemed to violate “public decency.”

I think that should be standard policy for when to invade a country or not. By that standard, we need to be in Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia as well.

Maybe Sweden.

Makes sense.

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