Will Smith’s “Abomination”

Unable to move away from the past, now he seems hell bent on ensuring his children do the same.
In a world gone mad, one man must ensure he acquires the rights to every movie starring a child actor ever made. Starring Antonio Banderas as Will Smith it’s Absurd Filmic Atrocities. Coming soon to a theater near you.

Why didn’t anyone tell me Will Smith had acquired the rights to “Annie” the lovable rascal that wormed her way into our hearts and the hearts of the fake president?!

This is EPIC.

Sure to go down in filmic history on the same scales as his previous child venture, Kung Fu Kid.

Were George Lucas not likely to sue his ass into the Kessel Run, I’m sure he’d change the name to Willow right now.

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