Indonesian Porn News: Douchebag Arrested For Being Hypocrite

The land of happy-endings, Thai sticks, and attractive brown women.... But no porn....

Mr. Arifinto of the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party is a man of principle. A man of integrity. And a man of strong moral values.

He is a man elected to one of his nations highest offices based on a platform of anti-porn, along with the rest of his party, so when images of him looking at porn appeared in newspapers across the globe this past week, there’s only one possible explanation.

Mr. Arifinto had been led to the images accidentally while clicking on an e-mail.

Damnit man, that’s why you don’t click the e-mails that read “Hot Slut High School Teenage Doing Freedom Skanky Donkey.”

Clearly it’ll lead you down the wrong path!

“PKS lawmakers are human. What happened to [Arifinto] could happen to anybody else,” said the head of the party’s Shariah Body, Surahman Hidayat.

I had absolutely no idea that people were likely to break pornography laws written, voted on, and pushed by your own political party.

Sounds pretty exclusive to this one case if you ask me.

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