Every week we here at Modern Hero News Network like to honor just that certain special kind of asshole with a certain special kind of asshole award. This week’s unfortunate contribution to the gene pool is:
Modern Hero of the Week: Stalker’s Delight
Wonderful news for all of us this week! Those of us with relations of the special sort just got a whole lot more peace of mind.
That’s right folks, I’m talking about the new out of Apple about their iPhone’s and iPad’s and they’re totally stalkerish location tracking and storage business. I mean honestly, what could be better for the man who needs to know every single detail about where his significant other just went?
At this point she pretty much keeps her blinds closed, and it’s honestly been hard to get a good look at her through the bushes anyway, so what seems to be working out now is stealing the tracking information and then just figuring out her patterns.
People are so predictable.
Speaking of, there’s a coffee shop I need to take a magazine cut-out message and a box of candies to. Thank you Apple.
Thank you Stalker’s Delight.