Category Archives: Art

Some things that kick ass, some things that suck ass in the mostly unbelievable world of art.

A Note On Crack

Maybe the greatest music video every made on the planet. Though I’m not entirely familiar with the type of thing that I’m seeing. It does remind me of one of my better crack binges though. Oh Pepe, if only we … Continue reading

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Will Smith’s “Abomination”

In a world gone mad, one man must ensure he acquires the rights to every movie starring a child actor ever made. Starring Antonio Banderas as Will Smith it’s Absurd Filmic Atrocities. Coming soon to a theater near you. Why … Continue reading

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Porn With Clothes On

Witness the hot new Indonesian style of filmmaking. Japanese actor starlet people’s! They seem to be guaranteeing a return on certain small budget films that are made and marketed for certain small markets. So it’s kind of like if Angelina … Continue reading

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Willie Nelson Stars In “Pothead Prison”

Imagine driving through Texas, just across from the Mexican border with half a pound of the dankest Blue Diesal on the planet. Now there’s only two possibilities. Either you’re my favorite drug dealer and you’re late, or you’re Willie Nelson … Continue reading

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That Hipster Vibe

“Classy,” “trendy,” “romantic,” “dive-y,” and now “hipster.” Continue reading

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Who Is Mercury Man?

As many have already heard, Jeremy Piven was forced to cancel a Broadway appearance in the David Mamet Production Speed the Plow because his taste for sushi left him with “amazingly, shockingly high” levels of mercury. Continue reading

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