Category Archives: Sports

All things that kick ass as well as suck in the world of sports.

Dusty Baker Continues To Kill Pitcher’s Future

The lights gleamed brightly in his eyes. Sweat dripped slowly down his brow. Aroldis Chapman took a deep breath, and then hesitated. He pulled back and then unleashed his strongest fastball, pouring every ounce of his strength into it. 93 … Continue reading

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Tell John McEnroe How You Feel…. In Person

An online auction starting Thursday will grant two wealthy bored individuals the ability to purchase one hour of John McEnroe’s valuable time! Time that might otherwise be spent…. doing stuff…. We imagine him in Tahiti with two naked women at … Continue reading

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NFL Lockout-opolis: Second Lawsuit Filed Before First Finished

In a stunning and totally foreseeable twist in the NFL lockout saga, a second lawsuit has been filed for an injunction by a long list of retired players and a few more yet-to-be players claiming they will suffer the same … Continue reading

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Where can I buy one?

It’s hard to imagine someone being so stupid as to actually bring up slavery in the context of a $9 billion dollar labor suit between less than 5,000 people but Adrian Peterson went there. Part of the reason I originally … Continue reading

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John Wall, Giant Slayer

Video from last nights game. A few observations on the video. 1. When did the NBA become WWE? 2. Why didn’t Lebron get punched in the balls? 3. Does Ilgauskas ever even need to jump? 4. Who’s John Wall again?

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Millionaire Moan Fest Extravaganza!

Fresh on the heels of the NFL lockout and probably millionaire whinegasm and strike comes the news that Commissioner Stern and his billionaire owner minions have decided to dictate the terms of the new CBA. And those rules are a hard salary cap. Continue reading

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Steel Thunder Strikes in “Sixburgh”

It looks like our first spotted supervillain has fully made himself known. Continue reading

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