Category Archives: Technology

Ass kickage in techno form.

Modern Hero of the Week: Stalker’s Delight

Every week we here at Modern Hero News Network like to honor just that certain special kind of asshole with a certain special kind of asshole award. This week’s unfortunate contribution to the gene pool is: Modern Hero of the … Continue reading

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Viagra Struggles To Keep It Up (Sales that is….)

With the market for pills solving erectile dysfunction set to pass $5 billion this year, smaller drug companies are set to go generic, with their own versions of some of the more popular name brand drugs like Viagra, Levitra, or … Continue reading

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All Hail The New God: Napster

In the United States if you do something as a part of your religious sacrament, you cannot, by law, be forced to stop doing that, even if that action is illegal. On every level, even the federal level, this is … Continue reading

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What To Vomit Tonight: Mexican Microbrews

From the LA Times: It sounds like a movie where high jinks ensue: A teetotaling Mexican hotel worker travels to England, befriends a whisky-drinking Irishman and scrubs toilets in a pub while learning to brew killer beer. Such is the … Continue reading

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Facebook Disproves of Vaginas

A French father of three is claiming censorship today when he went to log onto his Facebook account and found that it had been suspended without notice. Claiming consistent contact with  over 800 friends and  relatives, the man now claims … Continue reading

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Ferrari Fun For Free

The most horrible thing you can do during your editorial test drive of a new limited edition Ferrari? Crash it. Something tells me he’s made that phone call before. A note from Motor Authority on the matter: All we can … Continue reading

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Paper Readers Are Dead, Long Live Our Site

That’s it, I’m calling it. As of 3 A.M. Wednesday morning, the newspaper is dead. It’s death follows the dismemberment of the magazine, which was left on life support about this time last year. Continue reading

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