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Viagra Struggles To Keep It Up (Sales that is….)

With the market for pills solving erectile dysfunction set to pass $5 billion this year, smaller drug companies are set to go generic, with their own versions of some of the more popular name brand drugs like Viagra, Levitra, or … Continue reading

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Professor Fired For Adding Strippers To Curriculum

La Salle University moved swiftly to suspend a professor when it was discovered he had actually made it interesting to go to class. In what is considered a most egregious error in the modern school system, a professor thought outside … Continue reading

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Facebook Disproves of Vaginas

A French father of three is claiming censorship today when he went to log onto his Facebook account and found that it had been suspended without notice. Claiming consistent contact with  over 800 friends and  relatives, the man now claims … Continue reading

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Kevin Smith Not Ready To Be Kevin Smith

In a shocking twist on common sense and fan appreciation, Kevin Smith has recently announced that after he’s done promoting his new movie Red State he will retire. Planning to spend the rest of his life hanging out and…. uhh…. … Continue reading

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Indonesian Porn News: Douchebag Arrested For Being Hypocrite

Mr. Arifinto of the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party is a man of principle. A man of integrity. And a man of strong moral values. He is a man elected to one of his nations highest offices based on a platform … Continue reading

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Lunatic Burns Koran, Goes To Jail

No it wasn’t Terry Jones media darling, and the entire reason the Middle East hates Afghanistan (what? they hated us BEFORE also!?). It was noted lunatic and racist British political party leader Sion Owens of the British National Party. Showing … Continue reading

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All Of Armenia Wired To One Phone Booth

In what appears to be the first strike against our formerly nominated Modern Hero of the Week The Internet, all of Armenia has been cut off from it. The 75 year old woman had been scavenging for copper at the … Continue reading

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