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Tell John McEnroe How You Feel…. In Person

An online auction starting Thursday will grant two wealthy bored individuals the ability to purchase one hour of John McEnroe’s valuable time! Time that might otherwise be spent…. doing stuff…. We imagine him in Tahiti with two naked women at … Continue reading

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NFL Lockout-opolis: Second Lawsuit Filed Before First Finished

In a stunning and totally foreseeable twist in the NFL lockout saga, a second lawsuit has been filed for an injunction by a long list of retired players and a few more yet-to-be players claiming they will suffer the same … Continue reading

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John Wall, Giant Slayer

Video from last nights game. A few observations on the video. 1. When did the NBA become WWE? 2. Why didn’t Lebron get punched in the balls? 3. Does Ilgauskas ever even need to jump? 4. Who’s John Wall again?

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Millionaire Moan Fest Extravaganza!

Fresh on the heels of the NFL lockout and probably millionaire whinegasm and strike comes the news that Commissioner Stern and his billionaire owner minions have decided to dictate the terms of the new CBA. And those rules are a hard salary cap. Continue reading

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Steel Thunder Strikes in “Sixburgh”

It looks like our first spotted supervillain has fully made himself known. Continue reading

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Jay Mariotti Wants You To Know

that “Roger Ebert, whom I’ve met once, can kiss my ass.” That’s douchebag Chicago sports psuedo-journalist Jay Mariotti on recovering thyroid and salivary gland cancer patient, Roger Ebert.

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Dan Reeves to Continue Rampage Upon NFL Teams

Former Bronco’s head coach Dan Reeves wants another shot at the NFL. Which is no different than any other year, except that this year someone’s listening. Continue reading

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