Tag Archives: Sports
An online auction starting Thursday will grant two wealthy bored individuals the ability to purchase one hour of John McEnroe’s valuable time! Time that might otherwise be spent…. doing stuff…. We imagine him in Tahiti with two naked women at … Continue reading
In a stunning and totally foreseeable twist in the NFL lockout saga, a second lawsuit has been filed for an injunction by a long list of retired players and a few more yet-to-be players claiming they will suffer the same … Continue reading
Video from last nights game. A few observations on the video. 1. When did the NBA become WWE? 2. Why didn’t Lebron get punched in the balls? 3. Does Ilgauskas ever even need to jump? 4. Who’s John Wall again?
Fresh on the heels of the NFL lockout and probably millionaire whinegasm and strike comes the news that Commissioner Stern and his billionaire owner minions have decided to dictate the terms of the new CBA. And those rules are a hard salary cap. Continue reading
It looks like our first spotted supervillain has fully made himself known. Continue reading
that “Roger Ebert, whom I’ve met once, can kiss my ass.” That’s douchebag Chicago sports psuedo-journalist Jay Mariotti on recovering thyroid and salivary gland cancer patient, Roger Ebert.
Former Bronco’s head coach Dan Reeves wants another shot at the NFL. Which is no different than any other year, except that this year someone’s listening. Continue reading
Looks like the lovable bungling idiot thing wears off quick when you’re bad at your job. Who would’ve thought? After much speculation, and far too many second chances, Herm Edwards has been shitcanned today. What’s the plan now Scotty? Apparently, … Continue reading