Tag Archives: Technology

Modern Hero of the Week: Stalker’s Delight

Every week we here at Modern Hero News Network like to honor just that certain special kind of asshole with a certain special kind of asshole award. This week’s unfortunate contribution to the gene pool is: Modern Hero of the … Continue reading

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Viagra Struggles To Keep It Up (Sales that is….)

With the market for pills solving erectile dysfunction set to pass $5 billion this year, smaller drug companies are set to go generic, with their own versions of some of the more popular name brand drugs like Viagra, Levitra, or … Continue reading

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What To Vomit Tonight: Mexican Microbrews

From the LA Times: It sounds like a movie where high jinks ensue: A teetotaling Mexican hotel worker travels to England, befriends a whisky-drinking Irishman and scrubs toilets in a pub while learning to brew killer beer. Such is the … Continue reading

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Facebook Disproves of Vaginas

A French father of three is claiming censorship today when he went to log onto his Facebook account and found that it had been suspended without notice. Claiming consistent contact with  over 800 friends and  relatives, the man now claims … Continue reading

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Paper Readers Are Dead, Long Live Our Site

That’s it, I’m calling it. As of 3 A.M. Wednesday morning, the newspaper is dead. It’s death follows the dismemberment of the magazine, which was left on life support about this time last year. Continue reading

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Belkin Buys Positive Reviews, Get In Before The Lawsuit

In what will easily become the best marketing move of the century, Belkin was recently caught red-handed buying positive reviews for one of their god awful routers. Continue reading

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Blockbuster Announces Streaming Movie Machine, Five Years To Late For Anyone To Care

In a stunning move nobody will care about, dying giant Ballbuster announced the fruition of their sixteen year plan to bring streaming movies into the home of every American. Continue reading

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