Modern Hero News Network was created in the dead of night after far to much drinking, with little thought about the final execution in any form. Fingers crossed folks.
Bill Abramson, Editor in Chief, is an alcoholic womanizer who occasionally wears women’s underwear and requests people call him “Lexy” at bars after only a couple drinks.
John M. Keller, Assistant Editor in Chief, is an asshole.
Dova, Webmonkey Savant, is the 7 year old Somali kid we give hookers and coke to in exchange for making sure the site occasionally functions.
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