Category Archives: Art

Some things that kick ass, some things that suck ass in the mostly unbelievable world of art.

I Want

Posted on Sat 23, 2011 by johnmkeller

I want. To blow this up. With firecrackers. Anyone else down? I’ll videotape the whole thing to, “Priceless Interpretation Of Jeff Koons Exploded.” Sounds like a huge seller to me.

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Famed Street Artist “Space Invader” Arrested

Posted on Fri 22, 2011 by johnmkeller

What happens to the city of Los Angeles when MOCA invites street artists from across the world to participate in what is being billed as the first major U.S. exhibition on graffiti and street art? The whole city gets tagged … Continue reading →

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Facebook Disproves of Vaginas

Posted on Fri 15, 2011 by johnmkeller

A French father of three is claiming censorship today when he went to log onto his Facebook account and found that it had been suspended without notice. Claiming consistent contact with over 800 friends and relatives, the man now claims … Continue reading →

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Kevin Smith Not Ready To Be Kevin Smith

Posted on Thu 14, 2011 by johnmkeller

In a shocking twist on common sense and fan appreciation, Kevin Smith has recently announced that after he’s done promoting his new movie Red State he will retire. Planning to spend the rest of his life hanging out and…. uhh…. … Continue reading →

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U.S./Mexican Border Wall Tagged

Posted on Thu 7, 2011 by johnmkeller

In blatant disrespect to the U.S. American law of making everything bland and boring, the border wall has been tagged by pop artist and overall lunatic Ron English. He claims he’s the first to do so, and that he was … Continue reading →

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stan Lee Bring You: The Governator

Posted on Thu 7, 2011 by johnmkeller

If being a horribly divisive president gets you scorned and a comic in the form of Jon Stewart’s The Decider (or in the case of Obama, cast into the Marvel Universe), then surely being one of the worst governors in … Continue reading →

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Blanket Buddies

Posted on Mon 4, 2011 by johnmkeller

A fort? Maybe? Be nice if we could read your sign there pal…. He is, one man. One man with a dream. A dream, to build a fort. And with this dream, he will unite the world around building … Continue reading →

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A Note On Crack

Posted on Sat 2, 2011 by johnmkeller

Maybe the greatest music video every made on the planet. Though I’m not entirely familiar with the type of thing that I’m seeing. It does remind me of one of my better crack binges though. Oh Pepe, if only we … Continue reading →

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Will Smith’s “Abomination”

Posted on Sat 2, 2011 by johnmkeller

In a world gone mad, one man must ensure he acquires the rights to every movie starring a child actor ever made. Starring Antonio Banderas as Will Smith it’s Absurd Filmic Atrocities. Coming soon to a theater near you. Why … Continue reading →

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Porn With Clothes On

Posted on Fri 1, 2011 by johnmkeller

Witness the hot new Indonesian style of filmmaking. Japanese actor starlet people’s! They seem to be guaranteeing a return on certain small budget films that are made and marketed for certain small markets. So it’s kind of like if Angelina … Continue reading →

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