Category Archives: Open Letter

Random ramblings

Beer: Still The King!

Pull up a stool and grab a tall frosty one, it’s Friday bitches! We here at Modern Hero can guarantee we are way ahead of all of you on the drinking front. Where have you been? Why didn’t you start … Continue reading

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To Bill…. Again

I go away for a three-day weekend and I’m in rehab? I didn’t know it was physically possible for horseshit to spew from that high up on one.

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A Note On Our Alternative Editor, John M. Keller

That fucker went to rehab!

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Hello all you beautiful people (and ugly ones with killer personalities, I try not to judge)!

John M. Keller here, your alternative Editor here at MHN, and I’d like to welcome you all to the wacky, wild, and wonderful world of your everyday Modern Hero. Continue reading

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Happy Days Relaunchapalooza

We’re back bitches! Holy shit that was a long time gone and to be honest nobody really knows what happened there for awhile. Let’s just say it was an unfortunate event involving a lot of tequila, a donkey, a case … Continue reading

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Hey Bill

Fuck you. That’s my post for the week.

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Modern Hero News Network Edict #2

Holy shit assholes, post more. “All writers shall henceforth be required to make at a minimum, one post per week.” Get to work ass-munchers.

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