Category Archives: Open Letter
Beer: Still The King!
Pull up a stool and grab a tall frosty one, it’s Friday bitches! We here at Modern Hero can guarantee we are way ahead of all of you on the drinking front. Where have you been? Why didn’t you start … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, candy, hot, liquor, reasons not to procreate, sex
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To Bill…. Again
I go away for a three-day weekend and I’m in rehab? I didn’t know it was physically possible for horseshit to spew from that high up on one.
A Note On Our Alternative Editor, John M. Keller
That fucker went to rehab!
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Tagged alcohol, binging, candy, cocaine, drinking, drugs, hot, hugh jackman, liquor, marijuana, porn, sex, the common man is my bitch
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Hello all you beautiful people (and ugly ones with killer personalities, I try not to judge)!
John M. Keller here, your alternative Editor here at MHN, and I’d like to welcome you all to the wacky, wild, and wonderful world of your everyday Modern Hero. Continue reading
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Tagged candy, hot, liquor, open letter to the people of your anus, sex, stolen letter surprise
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Happy Days Relaunchapalooza
We’re back bitches! Holy shit that was a long time gone and to be honest nobody really knows what happened there for awhile. Let’s just say it was an unfortunate event involving a lot of tequila, a donkey, a case … Continue reading
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Tagged candy, chuck norris, happy days, hot, liquor, march madness, relaunch, relaunchaganza, relaunchapalooza, relaunchgasm, relaunchismo, sex
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Hey Bill
Fuck you. That’s my post for the week.
Modern Hero News Network Edict #2
Holy shit assholes, post more. “All writers shall henceforth be required to make at a minimum, one post per week.” Get to work ass-munchers.
We Love Beer.
So we’re late. Thought I had a few articles set to post but, nope. Oh well, so let’s kick it off with an ode to everyone’s favorite intoxicant, beer. ‘Ray beer! Turns out it’s the fiftieth anniversary of our favorite … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, can we drink yet, candy, hot, liquor, sex, steamy, tasty, weekend orgy, woody paige likes the donkey dong
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Modern Hero News Network Edict #1
“Thou shalt use tags, and said tags shalt be good.” Continue reading
Hello all you beautiful people (and ugly ones with totally killer personalities, I try not to judge)!
Bill Abramson here, your Editor in Chief here at MHNN, and I’d like to welcome you all to the wacky, wild, and wonderful world of your everyday Modern Hero.
Though we want everyone to one day grow up and become a Modern Hero, not everyone can, and let’s face it, some people suck, so to prevent them getting angry and sueing us, or just flat out being annoying here’s this public safety message, this site is not intended for the li’l folks, so keep the chillun’ away from here because some of us tend to lapse into crude or vulgar tendencies despite our outsanding lexicons. Continue reading
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