Monthly Archives: April 2011
Modern Hero of the Week: Stalker’s Delight
Every week we here at Modern Hero News Network like to honor just that certain special kind of asshole with a certain special kind of asshole award. This week’s unfortunate contribution to the gene pool is: Modern Hero of the … Continue reading
I Want
I want. To blow this up. With firecrackers. Anyone else down? I’ll videotape the whole thing to, “Priceless Interpretation Of Jeff Koons Exploded.” Sounds like a huge seller to me.
Justice Really IS What A Judge Had For Breakfast
And my judge must have had a steaming pile of crap for breakfast. But I digress, recent studies have delved into the idea of whether a judge’s decision really is determined more by what he at last, or more accurately … Continue reading
Viagra Struggles To Keep It Up (Sales that is….)
With the market for pills solving erectile dysfunction set to pass $5 billion this year, smaller drug companies are set to go generic, with their own versions of some of the more popular name brand drugs like Viagra, Levitra, or … Continue reading
4-20: Pot Party Forgotten Memory Days
Woooh happy 4-20! April 20th folks! Wake and bake! Or whatever. Potheads are lame. And we don’t condone them unless we know them, and they share. But most of them don’t, so our logic fits. I could use this space … Continue reading
All Hail The New God: Napster
In the United States if you do something as a part of your religious sacrament, you cannot, by law, be forced to stop doing that, even if that action is illegal. On every level, even the federal level, this is … Continue reading
What To Vomit Tonight: Mexican Microbrews
From the LA Times: It sounds like a movie where high jinks ensue: A teetotaling Mexican hotel worker travels to England, befriends a whisky-drinking Irishman and scrubs toilets in a pub while learning to brew killer beer. Such is the … Continue reading
Dusty Baker Continues To Kill Pitcher’s Future
The lights gleamed brightly in his eyes. Sweat dripped slowly down his brow. Aroldis Chapman took a deep breath, and then hesitated. He pulled back and then unleashed his strongest fastball, pouring every ounce of his strength into it. 93 … Continue reading