Monthly Archives: March 2011

Willie Nelson Stars In “Pothead Prison”

Imagine driving through Texas, just across from the Mexican border with half a pound of the dankest Blue Diesal on the planet. Now there’s only two possibilities. Either you’re my favorite drug dealer and you’re late, or you’re Willie Nelson … Continue reading

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John Wall, Giant Slayer

Video from last nights game. A few observations on the video. 1. When did the NBA become WWE? 2. Why didn’t Lebron get punched in the balls? 3. Does Ilgauskas ever even need to jump? 4. Who’s John Wall again?

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Millionaire Moan Fest Extravaganza!

Fresh on the heels of the NFL lockout and probably millionaire whinegasm and strike comes the news that Commissioner Stern and his billionaire owner minions have decided to dictate the terms of the new CBA. And those rules are a hard salary cap. Continue reading

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Half A Million March for Bigger Government, More Spending

In  a true show of insanity and fiscal irresponsibility, half a million people cut school and bailed from work to march in the streets in favor of larger government, and against cutting it. An unheard of cause in modern America, … Continue reading

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That Hipster Vibe

“Classy,” “trendy,” “romantic,” “dive-y,” and now “hipster.” Continue reading

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Hello all you beautiful people (and ugly ones with killer personalities, I try not to judge)!

John M. Keller here, your alternative Editor here at MHN, and I’d like to welcome you all to the wacky, wild, and wonderful world of your everyday Modern Hero. Continue reading

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As the Nuclear World Turns: Double Down Or Duck And Run?

Gambling with house money,  President Obama has recently launched the U.S. invasion bombing-the-shit-out-of Libya. Now the question is whether he’s going to double down or duck and run. Our country is out of money, we’re already engaged in two wars, … Continue reading

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