Author Archives: johnmkeller

I Want

I want. To blow this up. With firecrackers. Anyone else down? I’ll videotape the whole thing to, “Priceless Interpretation Of Jeff Koons Exploded.” Sounds like a huge seller to me.

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Famed Street Artist “Space Invader” Arrested

What happens to the city of Los Angeles  when MOCA invites street artists from across the world to participate in what is being billed as the first major U.S.  exhibition on graffiti and street art? The whole city gets tagged … Continue reading

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Viagra Struggles To Keep It Up (Sales that is….)

With the market for pills solving erectile dysfunction set to pass $5 billion this year, smaller drug companies are set to go generic, with their own versions of some of the more popular name brand drugs like Viagra, Levitra, or … Continue reading

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4-20: Pot Party Forgotten Memory Days

Woooh happy 4-20! April 20th folks! Wake and bake! Or whatever. Potheads are lame. And we don’t condone them unless we know them, and they share. But most of them don’t, so our logic fits. I could use this space … Continue reading

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Dusty Baker Continues To Kill Pitcher’s Future

The lights gleamed brightly in his eyes. Sweat dripped slowly down his brow. Aroldis Chapman took a deep breath, and then hesitated. He pulled back and then unleashed his strongest fastball, pouring every ounce of his strength into it. 93 … Continue reading

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Lionfish: It’s What’s For Dinner

I didn’t know that being a good environmentalist sometimes meant eating tasty threats to the environment of other native species. In fact, I may have to rethink the whole sham after all. Take for example, the lionfish. Not an appetizing … Continue reading

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Facebook Disproves of Vaginas

A French father of three is claiming censorship today when he went to log onto his Facebook account and found that it had been suspended without notice. Claiming consistent contact with  over 800 friends and  relatives, the man now claims … Continue reading

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