Tag Archives: weekend orgy
I Want
I want. To blow this up. With firecrackers. Anyone else down? I’ll videotape the whole thing to, “Priceless Interpretation Of Jeff Koons Exploded.” Sounds like a huge seller to me.
Posted in Art
Tagged art, candy, explosions we want, hot, liquor, necessary destruction, necessary explosions, rage, rageaholic, ragegate, ragetastic, sex, the common man is my bitch, weekend orgy
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Viagra Struggles To Keep It Up (Sales that is….)
With the market for pills solving erectile dysfunction set to pass $5 billion this year, smaller drug companies are set to go generic, with their own versions of some of the more popular name brand drugs like Viagra, Levitra, or … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged almost a good idea, candy, cialis, generic, generic pills, hot, levitra, liquor, penis, penis pills, penis poppers, penis technology, porn, porno, sex, steamy, Technology, thermometer, viagra, weekend orgy
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4-20: Pot Party Forgotten Memory Days
Woooh happy 4-20! April 20th folks! Wake and bake! Or whatever. Potheads are lame. And we don’t condone them unless we know them, and they share. But most of them don’t, so our logic fits. I could use this space … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged ....what?, 420, alcohol, alcohol is a drug, alcohol is not a drug, almost a good idea, booze, candy, drugs, drugs are bad, drugs are bad mmkay, drugs are.... fun, hot, liquor, marijuana, marijuana advocacy, marijuana affects the memory, marijuana and me, marijuana laws, marijuana..... what?, mary jane, mary jane and not in spiderman, michael jackson, michael jordan, mj, pot, pot party, sex, the common man is my bitch, untargeted nonrage, weekend orgy
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What We Missed: Week of January 23rd, 2009 Edition
Hahahahahahaha, they want me to believe she’s what? Oh, the Virgin MARY. For some reason, Chile doesn’t like boobs. Yep, breasticles take center stage again. Fuck you, stop judging me. On that note, more candidates for marriage make themselves heard. … Continue reading
Posted in Zelda Pr0n
Tagged can we drink yet, candy, hot, liquor, sex, weekend orgy, What We Missed
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We Love Beer.
So we’re late. Thought I had a few articles set to post but, nope. Oh well, so let’s kick it off with an ode to everyone’s favorite intoxicant, beer. ‘Ray beer! Turns out it’s the fiftieth anniversary of our favorite … Continue reading
Posted in Open Letter
Tagged beer, can we drink yet, candy, hot, liquor, sex, steamy, tasty, weekend orgy, woody paige likes the donkey dong
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Special Post-Championship Sunday Late Night/Early Morning Rant: Steel Thunder Strikes Back
Joe Flacco’s Unibrow of Doom proved to be no match for the power of a tasty Roethlishamburger, even without the added flavor of the HeinzWard Catch-up sauce plastered all over it. Continue reading
Posted in Sports
Tagged afc, candy, cardinals, championship, eagles, flacco, football, game, hot, joe, joe flacco and his unibrow of doom, liquor, nfc, nfl, ravens, royal birds that never took, sex, steel thunder, steelers, superbowl, unibrow, weekend orgy
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What We Missed: Week of January 15th, 2009 Edition
We do our best to find and post everything that kicks ass in the world, but here’s some stuff we missed. Stop judging me with your lying eyes! Continue reading
Posted in Zelda Pr0n
Tagged can we drink yet, candy, hot, liquor, sex, weekend orgy, What We Missed
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