Tag Archives: weekend orgy

I Want

I want. To blow this up. With firecrackers. Anyone else down? I’ll videotape the whole thing to, “Priceless Interpretation Of Jeff Koons Exploded.” Sounds like a huge seller to me.

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Viagra Struggles To Keep It Up (Sales that is….)

With the market for pills solving erectile dysfunction set to pass $5 billion this year, smaller drug companies are set to go generic, with their own versions of some of the more popular name brand drugs like Viagra, Levitra, or … Continue reading

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4-20: Pot Party Forgotten Memory Days

Woooh happy 4-20! April 20th folks! Wake and bake! Or whatever. Potheads are lame. And we don’t condone them unless we know them, and they share. But most of them don’t, so our logic fits. I could use this space … Continue reading

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Budget Deal Cuts $352 Million, Not $38 Billion

Finally, finally, finally! We have a government in place to hold tight fiscal policies and bring an end to the spend happy days of yore where government employees were given free reign to make it rain in strip clubs across … Continue reading

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What We Missed: Week of January 23rd, 2009 Edition

Hahahahahahaha, they want me to believe she’s what? Oh, the Virgin MARY. For some reason, Chile doesn’t like boobs. Yep, breasticles take center stage again. Fuck you, stop judging me. On that note, more candidates for marriage make themselves heard. … Continue reading

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We Love Beer.

So we’re late. Thought I had a few articles set to post but, nope. Oh well, so let’s kick it off with an ode to everyone’s favorite intoxicant, beer. ‘Ray beer! Turns out it’s the fiftieth anniversary of our favorite … Continue reading

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Special Post-Championship Sunday Late Night/Early Morning Rant: Steel Thunder Strikes Back

Joe Flacco’s Unibrow of Doom proved to be no match for the power of a tasty Roethlishamburger, even without the added flavor of the HeinzWard Catch-up sauce plastered all over it. Continue reading

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